August 19, 2008

Shaggy 2 Dope managed to survive another Gathering. Just barely. The Southwest Strangla blazed a path of devastation all across Hatchet Landings, from Seminars to Autographs, to owning the last performance of the whole show, to all sorts of madness and mayhem behind the scenes. He's crewing up tonight with his homies DJ Clay and Wacko, and they're ready to tell you how it went down. They also got the usual turntable terrorizing, and maybe some fresh music you never heard before. Not the way Shaggy and the crew from Shaggy's Old Vinyl Collection will be bringin it tonight at 9PM Eastern, at least.

Another survivor of the 9th Annual Gathering is your favorite horn-honking event emcee, Upchuck the Clown! He put it down all over the Gathering, sticking his colorful wigged dome into nearly every fresh event! From comedy to wet T-Shirts, he's the host with the most, and he's got one of his stand-up comedy homies back from the Gathering stage, and back in the Wfuckoff studios! That's right, Steve Brewer is on the airwaves again, and these two have some startling stories to share. Put the kids to bed, and stick earplugs in your parents, cuz The Funhouse at 11PM Eastern has your Gathering dirt!

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July 08, 2008

Y'all know that yer boy DJ Fillin brings you the biggest news in the streets, and you also know that todays big news is DJ Clay: Let Em Bleed The MixxTape Volume 2 hittin them very streets! Our homie DJ Clay might be out on the road with the Dark Lotus Opaque Brotherhood Tour, but he wants to talk to y'all about the new record, so he'll be callin in to jaw with Fillin on The Fixx tonight at 9PM Eastern! It's Double DJ's, a hot new record, and Fillin promises some blood gushing surprises tonight on WFKO!

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July 03, 2008

Those freaky fiends we know as Wolfpac have been kickin it on the road with The Dark Lotus Opaque Brotherhood Tour in their mobile radio studio, facing technical and transportation bones, weather, war, and famine. The famine got so bad they were forced to eat their strippers. Okay, maybe they just did that for fun. Who knows. Anyway, they've been recording their show while on the road, and you'll hear the result when they broadcast live from tour tonight, in conjunction with our home office here in Detroit, tonight at 9PM Eastern!

Up next at 11PM Eastern is DJ Fillin jumpin in with The Fixx. He tells us that he's been searching high and low, scouring the earth, searching for flavor to present on his show. Given his noticeable lack of excercise, and the fact that he never leaves the D, that his searches involved a computer and/or television remote. Even still, Fillin knows flavor, so tune in and see what he's got for his Juggalo homies.

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June 26, 2008

It is currently 10:00PM on Thursday, June 26th, and we have not been able to connect to our radio server. It appears the service we use to broadcast WFuckOff is having technical problems, and we just can't freak it enough to broadcast without them. We're waiting just like you, Juggalos, but it ain't lookin good. Keep checkin back, we'll post a message right here when or if the broadcast is restored.

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June 26, 2008

Hopefully by now, all of you have either bought your tickets to an Opaque Brotherhood Tour show, or you're already in the hospital, recovering from one that's already gone down! In case you're somehow left out, or you just want another taste, Wolfpac will be bringing you a squirt of that crazy tour flavor, as they broadcast live from the Dark Lotus Tour tonight. That's right, they're broadcasting The Super Deluxe Fun Time Variety Hour from somewhere in Charlotte, North Carolina starting at 9PM Eastern, so hide your girlfriends and lock your doors, cuz they're mobile and murderous!

Up next, you'll be chillin out and staying in one place, but you'll still get a dose of live music from Razor Ray tonight on The Razor's Edge at 11PM Eastern! He's got his usual band of misfits, and his usual bag of trees, plus studio guests Battlecross! It's a night of Michigan Metal (not the Michigan Militia) tonight on the Razor's Edge, and with Wolfpac as the openers, get ready to fuckin MOSH!!

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June 19, 2008

We're packin the WFuckOff studio with DJ flavor tonight, tighter than the dance floor at the clubs downtown, and with twice the bodies! Only difference is, ours are more dead than dancin.

Up first it's that turntable sensation Kuma! He's promising super sexy sensual swingin sounds of the third kind, up in his Rave Cave tonight. Then there's chips and dips and remixes for hips! He's a bigger better and badder bear, bringin that summertime electronic rave funk. Don't ask, just check it out! He's also gonna spin his favorite Psychopathic tracks, so get ready to groove.

Up next is the new(er) dude to the WFuckoff turntables, but you already know and love him: DJ Fillin! He's got his own flavor, his own bumps and beats, and tons of Juggalo love, so give him a listen. Then call in to 248-306-5616 and tell him if he's keepin up with Kuma, or if he needs to step up his game!

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June 12, 2008

It's a very special night, tonight on WFuckOffRadio, with 2 frightening firsts! The first first is Wolfpac, in the return of the Super Deluxe Fun Time Variety Hour, broadcasting live from their all-new, all-ghetto, mobile radio studio! They're live on tour with Dark Lotus, and their show will be comin to you straight from the road! They've got some flavor pre-recorded and ready to go, the rest will be coming live from Indianapolis, IN, tonight at 9PM eastern! Those fuckers are freakishly funny, and the rest of time they're just freaks!

Up next at 11PM Eastern is the debut of an all-new monthly show: Andrea's Time of the Month! Andrea the Intern is stepping out of Upchuck's shadow and on to her very own WFuckOff radio show. Andrea's Time of the Month has so much flow you'll need super absorbent pads to soak it all up (puns all intended). She'll be spinning her favorite Psychopathic songs in addition to whatever the fuck she wants. She'll also be popping Midol and taking calls from all the Juggalo Family! Help pop her show's cherry tonight!

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June 03, 2008

Oh shit, Juggalos and wrestling fans everywhere, it's gonna be a big one tonight! Your homies Violent J, Corporal Robinson, and 2 Tuff Tony are gearing up to dish out some flavor on the The Dark Lotus Opaque Brotherhood Tour, starting this Friday, and tonight they'll be dishing out some free Dark Lotus concert tickets live on the air. They've also got major flavor from Hatchet Attacks to talk about, plus the new season of Slam TV to discuss! With Violent J and his homies in the house, you know it's gonna be murder, mayhem, and muscles all night long, for a special 4-hour broadcast of The Main Event starting tonight at 9PM Eastern! They're gonna be out on the road, and off the air, for a piece after this, so they're cramming a truckload of devastation into this show. Don't miss it!

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